:: Devastatin' Dave & friends
It's those famously awful lp covers now in a handy downloadable PDF. The Vicarage Handyman scribbled some observations over a pint of Bovril too. Here they are:
KEN: Almost certainly pulls his hair and sideburns on like a beanie hat. Possibly his face too.
CHRISTIAN CRUSADERS: Which one’s Al? It’s the porker with the grease-ball isn’t it? Or the one in the Laura Ashley skirt?
CODY MATHERSON: That tee shirt is in the RSPCA shop in Leamington. As well as his other eye.
GERALDINE AND RICKY: G & R seem to be seated on corrugated steel in the middle of a jungle. Ricky probably related to Cody Matheson.
DEVASTATIN’ DAVE: Infinitely preferable to P-Diddy.
JOYCE: She is the only human being ever to be bought at a church jumble sale.
JOHN BULT: “ I only came around ‘cos yer daddy said you was all alone on yer birthday.” He’s related to her.
LET ME TOUCH HIM: Be my guest.
THE MC KEITHERS: That’s the father, at the front. The daughter is now expecting twins with Devastatin’ Dave. She’s devastated.
MILLIE JACKSON: Is actually pretty cool and knows all about irony.
ORLEANS: All married with kids. But so is John Bult.
TINO: Very good friend of Peter Mandelson, apparently.
COUNTRY CHURCH: Recently seen kicking the sh*t out of the McKeithers at a barbeque.
BUTCH YELTON AND UPBOUND: She’s toast.
THE LOUVIN BROTHERS: Badly drawn Satan, anyone?
THE HANDLESS ORGANIST: Actually has hands.
MIKE CRAIN: Karatist? Is that a word?
FREDDIE GAGE: Somehow, you believe him.
THE BRAILLETTES: Two of them are dating the Louvin Brothers. Randomly.
JIM POST: Squiring the remaining Braillette. In this picture.
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