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The Michael Jackson auction highlights

Not content with selling out a gazillion nights at the O2 Arena, young master Jackson is proposing to sell off some of his meagre property to settle his candy floss bill at Disneyland. Here the Vicar shares just some of the goods on which he is considering a cheeky bid.

A portrait of Michael Jackson dressed as a king. Guide price $4,000-$6,000An orange spandex glove covered with orange Swarovski Loch Rosen crystals. $1,000-$1,500A pair of Michael Jackson's Triumph-era socks. Guide price $600-$800A full-length red velvet cape with detachable faux ermine collar. Guide price $300-$500A robotic Michael Jackson head featured at the climax of his 1988 film Moonwalker $2,000-$3,000 An electric cart featuring an image of Jackson as Peter Pan on the bonnet . Guide price $4,000-$6,000 A painting of Abraham Lincoln and Albert Einstein wearing sunglasses . Guide price $1,000-$2,000A statue of Napoleon crossing the Alps. Guide price $300-$500A larger-than-life figure of Superman. Guide price $1,000-$1,500Jackson's gold metal crown brooch set with multicoloured faceted stones. Guide price $80-$120A marble chess table. Guide price $2,000-$3,000A fire engine tea kettle with moving wheels. Guide price $100-$200

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