:: THE FIRST ANNUAL VICARAGE TERRIBLY POOR LYRICS CONTEST - THE RESULTS!

So, a thousand thanks to the parish for suggesting many horrific crimes against songwriting. The votes have been counted by an Acorn computer and the results can now be revealed.

1. 'You threw the dice in my Chinese tea, when we were playing Monopoly'

Bosanova Shoes Blues, Wavis O Shave

nominated by Malcolm Jenson - 6%


2. 'I saw you walking underneath the stars;

I couldn't stop 'cause I was in a car.

I'm sure the distance wouldn't be too far

If I got out and walked to where you are.'

Hello Old Friend, Eric Clapton

nominated by Graham Johns - 33% WINNER !!


3. 'And if dreams were eagles I would fly

But they ain't and that's the reason why'

Seven Tears, Goombay Dance Band

nominated by Austin Fisher - 22%


4. 'Got to write a classic, Got to write it in an attic, babe I'm an addict now'

Classic, Adrian Gurvitz

nominated by deweypk - 28%


5. 'It's alright to say things can only get better,

You haven't lost your brand new sweater.'

Where's me jumper? Sultans of Ping

nominated by Adam P Boro - 11%


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