:: THE FIRST ANNUAL VICARAGE TERRIBLY POOR LYRICS CONTEST - THE RESULTS!
So, a thousand thanks to the parish for suggesting many horrific crimes against songwriting. The votes have been counted by an Acorn computer and the results can now be revealed.
1. 'You threw the dice in my Chinese tea, when we were playing Monopoly'
Bosanova Shoes Blues, Wavis O Shave
nominated by Malcolm Jenson - 6%
2. 'I saw you walking underneath the stars;
I couldn't stop 'cause I was in a car.
I'm sure the distance wouldn't be too far
If I got out and walked to where you are.'
Hello Old Friend, Eric Clapton
nominated by Graham Johns - 33% WINNER !!
3. 'And if dreams were eagles I would fly
But they ain't and that's the reason why'
Seven Tears, Goombay Dance Band
nominated by Austin Fisher - 22%
4. 'Got to write a classic, Got to write it in an attic, babe I'm an addict now'
Classic, Adrian Gurvitz
nominated by deweypk - 28%
5. 'It's alright to say things can only get better,
You haven't lost your brand new sweater.'
Where's me jumper? Sultans of Ping
nominated by Adam P Boro - 11%
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